Friday, April 18, 2008

editorial endorsing John McCain

OK, with a new spate of primaries coming up (including Indiana), we knew that it would become necessary for our editorial page to issue a position. We endorse John McCain.

Admittedly, we were initially tempted by Barack Obama, on the theory advanced by one of our friends, viz., that “Well, you KNOW with Hillary you are going to get sold out, it’s a matter of record; when Barack fails, or sells you out, at least you can’t point to a precedent that’s already registered in history.”

However, in the past few weeks, Barack’s campaign has substantiated a significant point: the American people need to be ruled, and they need to be ruled by foreigners. If Meryl Streep once said that life was like high school, she was manifesting tyically liberal Hollywood indulgence: American political discourse is like middle school at best, and more probably like grade school. E.g., Obama has to defend the fact that he listens to some minister who is actually offended by the fact that African Americans were slaves until 1865, put to jail and hard labor after that, and otherwise legally disenfranchised until 1965. And after that, Obama has to defend the notion that he might think that some white trash are unhappy because their jobs and their dollars are no longer worth the turds that my dog makes in my back yard. And after that because he doesn't wear a tin fetish on his coat lapel to repel demons and terrorists. And so on. And so on.

However, such suggests that Obama himself is probably stupid: why is he treatng these morons as if they had sufficient sense to pour piss out of their gun barrels? Most humans in the USA are the descendants of the losers, misfits and rejects from their home countries—how could he expect them to show anything that resembles thought or taste? It’s a matter of evolution, if all you secular humanists would only pay attention.
GW Bush, that great American hero, tried to end the fallacy that this nation should be ruled by votes from its natives in Year 2000. Failing that, he chose the next best—or indeed, preferable—alternative: he ensured that the assets of the USA could be purchased easily by non-citizens, so that USA citizens would merely have to shut up, go to work, and do as they were told—which is how it should be. Clearly the USA citizenry cannot tell the the turds that my dog makes in my back yard from a madeleine concocted by a master French chef. And to get upset over this fact would resemble getting upset over the fact that the turds that my dog makes in my back yard stink.

So if anyone is going to accelerate the process by which the USA is going to be cheapened for purchase by foreigners , who is stalwart as he is principled and consistent, assume the Presidency by fair election, rigged or otherwise.

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